Corporate Lessons -----Gokes :)

<---------------------------------------------------------------------------- A guy phones up his Boss, but picks up the bosses' wife instead: "I'm sorry he died last week." she explains. The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. "I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week." The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts: "I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?" "Coz . . " he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it. . "
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A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: "Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!" The voice from the other side responded: "You fool, you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to ?" replied the trainee. It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!" The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT ?" No!replied the Managing Director angrily. Thank God!" replied the trainee and put down the phone.----------------------------------------------------------------------------